dealing with people who doubt my choice of linguistics as a major
honestly if you dismiss someone’s entire argument because of spelling mistakes, as though proper English is the sole measure of intelligence, then maybe your opinions are less respectable than their’s.
penguinswrite replied to your link “Y’all Keep Talking: Lab Scratches ‘Southern Accent Reduction’ Course”
omg my dad and brother work there
wait, so do you know if people were going to be forced to lose their southern accents?
Two scientists walk into a bar:
"I’ll have an H2O."
"I’ll have an H2O, too."
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.
there should be a children’s picture book called one wug, two ____, red wug, blue wug.
Since I already had a red wug image from here, I figured I’d better make this.
When you try to think of a word and can only remember it in another language.
knuckle tats that say LING UIST